About Me

While I don’t find myself living in alcohol or being drugs like smolpigpart96, I find equal intellectual stimulation by mashing my forehead against the keyboard and howling. Obviously, I’m more handsome than that Numpty Muppet Ferret Silvadork and his knightly sidekick, but I’m not quite as gentlemanly as C_cheung and Doaks. Barring the absolute territory, don’t expect me to appreciate ass and tits on the level of Haku or Breaux. I can only aspire to love humans as openly as they do.

• Waifu: Utaha Kasumigaoka
• Gender: Bernese Mountain Dog
• Location: Currently mashing forehead against keyboard
• Birthday: February 25th
• Join Date: September 4th, 2015 (8 years ago)